You Know It's Going to Be a Rough Day When...

...you set a loaf of bread on your stovetop on the exact same burner that one of your roommates accidentally left turned on.

Don't try this at home, kids. You know those plastic bags that bread comes packaged in? Those are flammable. I learned the hard way.

(In case you were wondering, I'm fine and the apartment is still standing. However, the loaf of bread and my dignity are not doing so well.)